despondence:

hahgayyy:

Mann VS. Machine: Metal Machinations!

Ever wanted to have a robot Heavy on your wall or iPhone? Maybe proudly display that you survived MvM? I just released my latest print on Society6, along with a new t-shirt and hoodie! Laptop, iPad, and iPhone skins available too! Show off your love of devious robot hordes and/or killing said robots!

Thanks in advance for any likes or reblogs!

WOW… 

Guys, it’s time to get yourself one of these.

writingcyan:

lossotool:

 [this] > translate.
on acquaintance, It’s just simple words. :3 귀찮아서 번역하기 싫어 그냥 올렸던 영어 고자인 날 탓하라.

They knew what powered the robots, other than piles of cash, had all watched while Engineer picked one apart bit by bit and tried not to wince at its metallic voice screaming. It wasn’t human. It couldn’t feel pain. Still it was a relief when it stopped, the core of it ripped from its chest: a whittled-down punch-card copy of someone’s respawn data, hundreds of holes painted over with Wite-Out, erasing personality, emotions, memories, until only the bare bones of their skills remained.
There were a lot of them, though, Sniper thought. Easy enough to overlook a card, install it unaltered. Shouldn’t matter, a robot’s a robot, they’re not alive, not like people, just walking, killing slot machines. Hit ‘em right, money comes out, buy a new hat. Shouldn’t matter that one’s a defect, a design error, a… a huddled, shaking, fear-choked robot that thinks it’s Scout. It’s not. Scout’s dead. You know he is, you saw him go down when respawn failed. This is just a machine.
Except… do machines cry?

CYAN
CYAN NO

writingcyan:

lossotool:

 [this] > translate.

on acquaintance, It’s just simple words. :3 
귀찮아서 번역하기 싫어 그냥 올렸던 영어 고자인 날 탓하라.

They knew what powered the robots, other than piles of cash, had all watched while Engineer picked one apart bit by bit and tried not to wince at its metallic voice screaming. It wasn’t human. It couldn’t feel pain. Still it was a relief when it stopped, the core of it ripped from its chest: a whittled-down punch-card copy of someone’s respawn data, hundreds of holes painted over with Wite-Out, erasing personality, emotions, memories, until only the bare bones of their skills remained.

There were a lot of them, though, Sniper thought. Easy enough to overlook a card, install it unaltered. Shouldn’t matter, a robot’s a robot, they’re not alive, not like people, just walking, killing slot machines. Hit ‘em right, money comes out, buy a new hat. Shouldn’t matter that one’s a defect, a design error, a… a huddled, shaking, fear-choked robot that thinks it’s Scout. It’s not. Scout’s dead. You know he is, you saw him go down when respawn failed. This is just a machine.

Except… do machines cry?

CYAN

CYAN NO

tf2maelgwyn:

sfheibai:

parasitecompany:

this afternoon i chat with sfheibai about blue engineer betrayed his team
that’s so sad because we all think he not a bad guy
so sfheibai drew this 
OMG…………
then i draw this

“Goddamn,i miss my partner so much”
we know!!! All we know!!!
so please come back and be our eng just like before!!

awwww i love him so much ····and you too*cry*

Oh god
Right in the feels

I want him to be happy with his robots but
wait
Maybe he’s trying to find a way to shut them down. He knows that Spy can sap ‘em and he knows that RED Engie is probably working on the bots too (to shut them down at least) so maybe he’s enjoying his dream but regrets being a traitor.
He’s got to play the part but still find a way to compromise. Keep the robots he loves but turn them against Gray Mann instead and then reunite with the boys.
Yes.
This is nothing new to anyone, I know, but still.

tf2maelgwyn:

sfheibai:

parasitecompany:

this afternoon i chat with sfheibai about blue engineer betrayed his team

that’s so sad because we all think he not a bad guy

so sfheibai drew this

OMG…………

then i draw this


“Goddamn,i miss my partner so much”


we know!!! All we know!!!

so please come back and be our eng just like before!!

awwww i love him so much ····and you too*cry*

Oh god

Right in the feels

I want him to be happy with his robots but

wait

Maybe he’s trying to find a way to shut them down. He knows that Spy can sap ‘em and he knows that RED Engie is probably working on the bots too (to shut them down at least) so maybe he’s enjoying his dream but regrets being a traitor.

He’s got to play the part but still find a way to compromise. Keep the robots he loves but turn them against Gray Mann instead and then reunite with the boys.

Yes.

This is nothing new to anyone, I know, but still.

teratomarty:

Yes, this is what the MVM update gets from me.

9. Soldier. All his drives are channeled into aggression. Plus, Shovel’s the jealous type.

8. Spy. Has his pick of human lovers, and there are no advantages to be obtained by seducing robots. He is a horndog, but also patient…

medicsassistant:

hungarian-heavy:

I think now’s as good a time as any for some appropriate music.

raideo:

silsol:

아 재밌어요! 친구랑 같이 할때 우세따는것보단 이거 하는게 좋을듯 근데 금방 질리거나 정석 트리 생길 스멜

AHAHLHKFS RUN LITTLE ENGIE

raideo:

silsol:

아 재밌어요! 친구랑 같이 할때 우세따는것보단 이거 하는게 좋을듯 근데 금방 질리거나 정석 트리 생길 스멜

AHAHLHKFS RUN LITTLE ENGIE

artisticallyinsaneblog:

majoe3:

마니마닠ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

chbrlfjdsj
christ

artisticallyinsaneblog:

majoe3:

마니마닠ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

chbrlfjdsj

christ

sexymedic:

artisticallyinsaneblog:

raideo:

xnirox:

Not actually saying anything

AHAHKHJFGFS

OMGNGLGG

REALLY GOOD

BAHAHAKJASKJDA

sexymedic:

artisticallyinsaneblog:

raideo:

xnirox:

Not actually saying anything

AHAHKHJFGFS

OMGNGLGG

REALLY GOOD

BAHAHAKJASKJDA

writingcyan:

butt-z:

CAN
I 
JUST
UGH ROBOTS!!!!!

Honestly? I don’t think Engie fucks robots. I think he makes love to them. He’s a gentleman, after all.

writingcyan:

butt-z:

CAN

JUST

UGH ROBOTS!!!!!

Honestly? I don’t think Engie fucks robots. I think he makes love to them. He’s a gentleman, after all.